Pots and Pans

Re: noisy obnoxious downstairs neighbor,

I came home from work and dropped onto the couch, exhausted because I didn't get enough sleep after your tirade this four a.m. in the morning. Ate an omelet for dinner and went to the computer to write. Knock at my door. "Do you have a flood up here?" It's security and maintenance. I look at the floor and realize I am standing in water.

Got the apartment underneath me pretty bad. Pipe broke loose. Now I am mopping floor. I feel badly, because crazy man below wasn't the one to clean up, I am sure the suffering no-esteem girlfriend did the work. But is this justice? Was this a subliminal action? Do I feel bad because it was them, am happier that it wasn't the sweet 93 year old lady on two?

Yep. Oh, I am a rascal.